Hello, members of liberal blogging intertube website The Daily Kos. I am your friend. I am an American citizen who admires your strong sense of civic devotion, and your brilliantly articulated dreams of a better tomorrow. I know you guys are a little preoccupied with the swiftboating of Hillary Clinton certain unfortunate statements that recently emerged from the Clinton campaign. I know you guys are fightin' mad, but I think this is the best possible time to discuss the real issues that face our great country.
My friends, I'd like to talk about John McCain.